Honey Poached Pears with Matcha Crema – Story One
“Cold was something that was accepted, like air, clouds, and parents; a fact of Nature, and as such could not be used in any fraudulent scheme to stay out of school.”Jean Shepherd, In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
Ralphie Parker looked out his second story window and around his undersized town in Indiana with a mixture of anticipation and foreboding. It had snowed last night, the eve before Christmas, and the whole place was covered by snow, bleaching it into white-grey sludge. He looked out this evening and imagined that he could see his father, trucking through the wind and snow with the long, narrow box that Ralphie longed for. A Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle, straight from the toy store, with none of the bows or wrapping paper, just this one box. But oh no! There were Black Bart and the Cinco Banditos! They had caught up with his stalwart (and slow) father easily and were heading for his rifle, to arm themselves with the best gun in the world, obviously. He jumped down, ran in the snow to the aid of the senior Parker, ripped the gun out of the box, and squeezed off shot after shot at the Banditos. One, two, three, four, FIVE. Better not come around here anymore, villains! For Ralphie, the Brave now has a Red Ryder
After the imaginary victory over the gang, Ralphie and the whole family came downstairs for the opening of presents, and Ralphie got the gun he had been dreaming of! After a practice shot in the
After the swearing and stomping subsided from Ralphie’s father, everyone was bundled up and into the car. Ralphie couldn’t wait to see where they were going. Everyone knew nothing was open on Christmas! As the car circle the tiny town, one neon light glared at themselves and Ralphie’s mother pointed it out. Ralphie and his brother looked at each other apprehensively when they pulled up to the Chop Suey Palace. What had those Bumpus’ gotten them into? Well
Honey Poached Pears with Green Tea Crema
- 2 large Bartlett pears slightly under ripe
- 4 tbsp honey
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 2 cups water
- 1 tbsp spiced tea or 2 bags
- 15 oz. Crema Mexicana preferably La Vaquita
- 1 tbsp green tea or matcha powder
- ¼ tsp kosher salt
- 1 tsp red chili flake
Cut pears in half from end to end and remove the cores with a spoon or melon baller.
Cut vanilla pod in half from tip to tip and scrape the seeds out and reserve in a small bowl and put pod in a wide, shallow pan.
Combine water, 2 T of the honey, and spiced tea in the pan and bring to a simmer on medium or medium-low heat.
Add pear halves cut side down into the poaching water and simmer for 15-20 minutes until a knife goes in easily.
While the pears are poaching, gently mix the remaining 2 T honey, vanilla seeds, crema, salt, and chili flake in a small mixing bowl and refrigerate.
When pears are cooked through but not mushy, pull from poaching liquid with tongs and top with green tea crema and serve immediately.
Alternately, you can allow pears to cool to room temperature and serve.